I am full of contradictions, pearls of wisdom and absolute shit. I didn't even know what ambivalence meant until someone pointed it out and applied it to me. Now I'm obsessed with the word.
I'm ambivalent about most things in my life except for my girlfriend's mother. (Subtle?)
I love living in a village, but I hate the village gossip.
I love doing music for a living, but I hate the music business.
I love sleeping, but I hate sleeping-in.
I love being insane, but I hate doing insane things.
I love spending all my money, but I hate spending all my money.
I am thinking about getting A.M.B.I.V.A.L.E.N.T tatooed across my knuckles but it's too many letters.
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I'm also completely lacking in ambivalence about my mother-in-law.
I don't mind my girlfriend's mum actually! It's just her dog I can't stand, it puts holes in all her sexy clothes and gets too much attention for my liking! But that's the way the cookie crumbles. Mmmm.. cookies. I wish people wouldn't involve food in such sayings, it's a big advertising ploy and I fall for it every time.
I got your tattoo right here, my friend:
Any Man Born In Vancouver Always Lives Expecting Nasty Temptations
or even:
Aging Monkeys Break Into Violent Attacks Losing Extra Nutty Trees
What do you say?
I could be your official tattoo justifier.
Think about it, and then let me know.
Stay ambivalent,
-Giulia
Ps.: There are many other places where you can tattoo that.
As americans say, knuckles schmuckles!
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